» The Magic Castle Is Like Siegfried & Roy...
There’s nothing magic about it, it’s just gay (No offense Jill, not like Ellen good-gay, like cheesedick midwest touristy Liberace suit gay). I hate magic, I hate someone telling me I have to wear a suit (I’ll wear it on my own, this isn’t Easter Mass!), and I hate when dramatic girls make you organize your month around their fantastic adventure to The Magic Castle then proceed to get blackout shitfaced on wine on the way up and crying black mascara tears into the aforementioned suit.
What, I’m the only one?
Who’s gay?
