Time flies.
The Streamy Awards submission period officially opened this afternoon! Go push your best stuff!
If I’ve added any joy to your life over the years through the acting arm of my creative efforts, go nominate me for “Best Actress in a Comedy Series” for “Easy To Assemble”. If I have brought you harm and annoyance, skip this step.
This girl deserves a Streamy!!!
Nominate Bateman!!!
I just submitted Justine Bateman for Best Female Actor in a Comedy Web Series for “Easy To Assemble” in the @StreamyAwards -you should, too! http://streamys.org
I’m in the library again today. This seems like the only place where I can get any writing done.
Yesterday I was in here and a man came rushing in, sat down next to me, plugged in his cell phone and just stared at it saying, “Come on, charge dammit! CHARGE!” After about 10 minutes he dialed a number and then whispered, “Hey, it’s me. I’m in the library and they have me trapped. I might need you to come get me.” Then he hung up and stared at his phone some more and kept saying, “Would you please fucking charge!?”
About 10 minutes later he dialed again and said, “It’s me again. Yeah there’s no way I can get out of here. I need you to come get me.”
I pictured a guy running into the library with guns drawn and screaming at everyone to get down while he takes his friend with him.
I got up and left because I didn’t want to get shot in all the confusion. As I was walking out I saw a large black man walk in the library and he was wearing surgical gloves. I only assumed this was the phone guy’s friend. As I walked to my car I called 911 (no I’m not joking). I said, “This is probably nothing, but there’s a guy in the library calling someone on his phone saying that he’s trapped in there and can’t get out.”
I had to make that call because I would have felt bad if I had gone home later, turned on the news and seen a story about a rapist who evaded cops by hiding out in a library.
That was my good deed for the day. The library is safe.
We still have libraries?
Someone please explain what’s going on with the stage dressing.
(via @schwarzenegger’s twitpic)
“Between Three Plant Balls”
These are what pass for Ornament Hooks nowadays. Fucking WEAK! Green plastic-coated metal? Where are the old school bare metal wire ones?
YEAH!!!! SERIOUSLY!!!!! (In real life, I have no idea what she’s talking about.)
There are still new Tiger mistresses being revealed each day? Is this a news story or an advent calendar?
(via thebronzemedal)
the only difference between an advent calendar and tiger’s mistresses is that there ain’t no chocolate amongst tiger’s mistresses…
Bitches couldn’t keep it confined to a menorah.
“Don’t worry, Jill. We’ll have that baby out of you in no time.” Caption by Steve Agee. Baby out of vagina into hole of flash equipment by Jill Kushner’s vagina.
