January 2010
88 posts
When 200 lbs Sits Around The House ...
Just read that 200 lbs of cocaine was discovered on an American Airlines flight. Somewhere in his grave, Christopher Columbus is going, “DISCOVERED?!?! Fuck you!!!” You guys, 200 lbs is a lot of pounds. No angry emails from people who weigh 200 lbs. This is a cocaine-specific-weighing-200 lbs observation. American Airlines says that they plan on congratulating the mechanics who...
Watchrobhuebel:
If you don’t watch this show, you are a dick.
paulscheer:
Watch this awesome trailer for “FUNNY OR DIE PRESENTS…” only on HBO FEB 19 @ MIDNIGHT
steveagee:
the worst part of being single is the times when you get sick
Wow. This was an awkward way to find out that we broke up.
HUMAN GIANT
humangiant:
robhuebel:
solikebasically:
because duh.
Watch.
I Need Xanax To Deal With This
RT @BreakingNews Big drug recall-Tylenol, Motrin, Benadryl, Rolaids http://bit.ly/7tGSCs
Cocaine was found in the Space Shuttle Hangar in Florida. It’s cool. They were just holding it for someone else.
“And I just want to say to the kids out there watching: You can do anything you...”
– Conan O’Brien (via robot-heart) (via indieandyy) (via boogieordie) (via abedinthemorning) (via steveagee)
Kids Reenacting "Jersey Shore" In Orange-Face.... →
The "News" is seriously fucked up
tanya77:
Do you know that a “suspicious package” was detonated in the 7800 block of Sunset Bl yesterday after the LAPD shut all roads nearby and kept screaming at residents (including my friend, Illeana Douglas) to “STAY INSIDE!” until they had disarmed whatever they believed they had in there. It was apparently an enormously loud explosion. It was straight out of “24”.
This area is a major...
From Tonight's Letterman - "Law & Order: Leno... →
Conan's Statement
steveagee:
People of Earth: In the last few days, I’ve been getting a lot of sympathy calls, and I want to start by making it clear that no one should waste a second feeling sorry for me. For 17 years, I’ve been getting paid to do what I love most and, in a world with real problems, I’ve been absurdly lucky. That said, I’ve been suddenly put in a very public predicament and my bosses are...
NYT: Conan Releases Statement, Says He Cannot Host... →
thedailywhat:
Feels the slot shift “would be unfair to Jimmy.” Expresses “personal disappointment” at the thought of losing the show.
Calls the move to 12:05 the Tonight Show’s “destruction.”
steveagee:
Conan just destroyed NBC in his monologue tonight. It was a thing of beauty.
Right?! They really knocked it the fuck out of the park.
Show Tonight
RT @JCcoccoli 930p ‘Keep it Clean Comedy’ tonight @ Public House with: @RobDelaney @EmilyMayaMills @ReneeGauthier @EricAndré @AdamDeVine @theJillKushner+more … important note: while the title suggests it’s a clean show, it’s just a title and not a fucking clean show. This much I assure you and your pussy.
