Today some dog at Runyon stood up and said, “No more!” And ripped off the incredibly gay pink scarf that he’d likely been wearing since his owner saw, “Party Monster.” Good dog! Bravo/Brava!
Keep it Clean Comedy tonight 1739 Public House (1739 N. Vermont) at 930p
Chris Fairbanks
Ben Gleib
Jill Kushner
Mike burns
Jon Daly
Renee Gauthier
Stephen Glickman
Nick Rutherford
Eric Andre
Suli McCullough and more!
Hosted by JC Coccoli
Dr. Conrad Murray reopens his practice tommrow. Patients lining up all have the same symptom. They all feel like they want to meet Michael Jackson.
Listen Little Girl … there is no such thing as a Hanukkah Bush. However, there is most definitely a Heineken Bush. And it’s on Fairfax south of Santa Monica.
The creepiest thing about Levi Johnston in Playgirl? His mom thumbing through it in prison with the other gals.
When a girl you’re into says, “You don’t want to date me, I’m too crazy. I’m a mess.” What she’s really saying is, “I don’t want to date you and this is the excuse I’m going to use.”
Let’s be honest, if a girl is SUPER into a dude, there is no way in hell she’s going to say, “God, I’m so into you, but you really don’t want to get involved with me because I’m really crazy.” Oh, and another thing, “crazy people” don’t know that they’re crazy. I’ve dated girls who were certifiably NUTS and at no time did any of them ever say, “I’m crazy. Don’t date me.”
You’re not crazy. This is crazy:
Totally. It’s the equivalent of the guy who says, “I’m such a dick. I’m such an ass …”
Just left the “beauty parlor” (shout out to Grammy), where I had my SECOND Professional Hair Dryer-Related Injury of ‘09. Surely a record. Who am I kidding? This has never even likely happened one time for anyone in the world. Ohhhhh, me ….
WE FEEL FINE: An Almanac of Human Emotion by Jonathan Harris
I stay up all night because I’m not afraid of the light.
I’ve wanted to mention this for a while, seems like as good a time as any. I’ve been up all night, partying with British “it girls,” American counterparts, girls I love, some more girls I love, friends, and freakshows, always and everywhere. It’s kind of a downward spiral, every night I tell myself I’m done with it, over it, the last time… and every night it continues. After all, what do you really know about yourself until you let it all go, give chaos the driver-seat, try to prepare for whatever is in store.
Around 2006, after Jonathan Harris’s incredible TED Talk about computers, art, and human emotion, I became obsessed with We Feel Fine - it’s his website that catalogues photographs and emotions from the entire internet, creating a taxonomy for the things we say online. I shared the site to my friends, thought about it and how it related to my life, wondered if I could ever stand in the shadows of geekdom or fine art where Harris is a giant… then a few months ago he emailed me. Personally. He found a photograph of me that he really liked, he wanted my permission to include it in the forthcoming WE FEEL FINE book, on the front page of the “Theology and Beliefs” section. What?
No, really, that happened. Long story long, I’m featured in Jonathan Harris’ almanac of human emotion, We Feel Fine, the selection of photographs and related emotions from literally millions of images online and authors over the span of several years. If that didn’t feed my narcissism enough, it’s actually a photograph of me with one of my favorite girls in the entire world, Jennie, and a another along with my mini biography. I’m really grateful to be involved with such an interesting, interactive project, not only to be published, but to be a part of one of the most creative and unique ideas to come from “web 2.0.” Go buy it, or just find me, I’ll buy it for you but I’ll have to sign my entry - it wouldn’t be fair to let all of this ego go to waste (:
A man with 15 lizards strapped to his chest has just been arrested at LAX. (via @BreakingNews)
Monday Night @ 9:30pm
Public House
1739 N. Vermont
Los Angeles, CA
Good food. Good beer. Good boy - Stop in, swing by, cruise through, it doesn’t matter how you say it, because at the end of the day you are moderately attractive and that’s all you need.
With:
Ben Gleib
Bethany Dwyer
Suli Mccullough
Rene Gauthier
Chris Fairbanks
JC Coccoli
Erik Andre’
Jill Kushner
Stephan Glickman
Mike Burns
Jon Daly
Hosted by Nick Rutherford
